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- Abusive Reviews List
- Abusive Review FAQ
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>>> - DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for your whistle rank dropping. You flag what I tell you to flag, not what "seems" abusive.

>>> - If a review mod tells me that they don't approve of this because it's causing an extra load of work I will remove this.

>>> - This will be updated periodically so please check for updates every now and then.

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NOTES:

>>> - Every comment posted here besides my own WILL be deleted, so please don't comment here unless you have something to add to the list.

>>> - Everything Jmalouin7 posts here is also PM'ed to a review mod. Things he personally posts here may not last long.

>>> - Do NOT post art reviews. I will delete them.

>>> - Thanks to Mich for providing this link http://bit.ly/8nEYPQ

>>> - Please correct me if any reviews that I put up here are not abusive. The curve for whistle points is about 10:1 so please don't lose 10 whistle points for something that wasn't abusive.

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http://mist27.newgrounds.com/reviews/f lash
submission: Kill The Spartan
Reason: Front page remark

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http://rockghost.newgrounds.com/review s/flash
submission: Whiny the pooh
Reason: Front page remark

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http://ashtay1986.newgrounds.com/revie ws/flash
submission: Whiny the pooh
Reason: Front page remark

submission: Obiwan makes a Pun
Reason: Front page remark

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http://truesonicmstr.newgrounds.com/re views/flash
submission: Whiny the pooh
Reason: Front page remark

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http://urenan.newgrounds.com/reviews/f lash
submission: Whiny the pooh
Reason: Front page remark

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http://emanuel426.newgrounds.com/revie ws/flash
submission: ALL FLASHES
Reason: Review Guidelines state:

Do not post TONS and TONS of crappy reviews just to get high in the rankings. If we catch someone doing this we will delete all their reviews - wouldn't that be a pain in the ass? Take your time and write a sincere review for every movie you wish to critique. Make sure your review is relative to the submission. Reviews that are found to offer no benefit to the author may be deleted.
NOTE: Reported to a review moderator

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* P.S. I thought this was a cool idea that C-Hawk had going on his userpage, but he removed it due to advertising even better websites, like charity things and such. Check it out.

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ADDING ABUSIVE REVIEWS

>>> If you're going to add abusive reviews to this list, please use the following format

http://ejr.newgrounds.com/reviews/flas h
submission: ASDF
Reason: Blam comment

Note: There is no review that I have made like that.

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Thank you to Jamie, SeeintheDark, and ItsBroken2 for assisting me on this hunt for abusive reviews.

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== THINGS YOU SHOULD READ FIRST ==

FAQ - Review Guidelines

Malachy - A Reminder

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What this news post is for

This news post is for any comments / questions / concerns you encounter regarding these review lists. Please do NOT come here to complain about what is or is not abusive. I will check that myself.

Please do not do the following in this news post:

- Make small talk with me
- Post abusive reviews
- Comment on how these are great news posts to help you get better whistles.

These aren't ONLY for getting higher whistles. They are for cleaning out abusive reviews. Please do not abuse this privilege. One complaint from a review mod and I take these down. Have a good day.

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Rules to clear up:

>>> ALL CAPS REVIEWS are not abusive. There is no guideline against all caps reviewing so don't flag them (unless they break any of the other guidelines).

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>>> Two word reviews

I've discussed this with a couple review mods and they say that it's NOT ok to flag these reviews unless they post a whole glut of them. The appropriate rule to follow is "Don't post lots of spammy reviews to get high in the rankings." One word reviews such as:

Subject: Good
Body: cool

are flaggable due to being completely useless.

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>>> "If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive, or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

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>>> Reviews with the score of 0

Just wanted to clear up that just because a review leaves the score of 0 you shouldn't flag it. A specific guideline must be followed in order to flag it.

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>>> Flooding the review body / subject

Reviews such as

"omg this was so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I play this all the time!!!!!!! good graphics and music it was so good!"

Aren't abusive, even though they have a lot of exclamation marks. They still have some sort of review in them , despite looking a little spammy. Reviews such as:

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@ good"

are abusive due to filling up the review body with spam and longs strings of characters with no breaks.

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>>> How old a review has to be in order to flag it

Do NOT flag reviews before the year 2005 as it'd be extremely pointless to. Most users from before 2005 may not visit the site anymore. Anything between 2007 - 2009 is recommended to flag, within reason of course. Not sure about 2006, but I'd stay away from them.

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Welcome to the discussions page. This is for any chit chat that you'd like to talk about, such as thank me for the effort I put in to give you these abusive reviews. Please direct any comments, questions, or complaints about the abusive reviews list here and additions to the ARL here.

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Thank you to Jamie, SeeintheDark, and ItsBroken2 for assisting me on this hunt for abusive reviews.

This is the news post I use to test things like HTML, line breaks, etc. for my abusive review posts.

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There's been a lot of funny shit going on over AIM, MSN, and Stickam. Some call it "drama," but I see no reason to. Here's the long and short of it.

Earlier today, I was talking to Mal like I normally do. I annoy the shit out of him and Twilight at the same time because it's my past time. I wrote a story for Mal expressing how much his legacy has grown on me (dicking around with him, of course) and like always, he refused to check out what I tried showing him. It's constant dicking with him any time I'm really bored. Mal often counter dicks with me where I don't understand what goes on and eventually I get banned and drag Twilight along with me.

So Twilight gets pissed of in like 50 different ways and rages at EVERYONE that gets in his way, including Mal for like the 50th time today. So in Stickam, Manda kicked Twilight and when he came back, there were some arguments causing Twilight to be kicked again and I was threatened to be kicked.

Once Mal comes in Stickam he starts letting out some of his conversation with Twilight over AIM with the bitching and bawwing about our short term bans. So Manda, Twilight, and I were in an MSN conversation where I called her a fat cunt or something like that repeatedly and had many lols.

Twilight got pissed and posted as many MSN conversations in his news posts that he could fit, including a picture of Mandamay which he was threatened to remove.

Tl;DR: Dicking around got into serious shit and if you were out of the loop, too bad.

I laughed very greatly though.

EDIT: More specific bullet points on shit that happened. Twilight's side of the story since he goes into specifics and stuff.

-manda was being pissy today
-manda went on about her mom
-i told her to stfu
-and she kicked me
-after i said idgaf
-so i came back
-and you signed my up for art forum game
-and i told you to fuck off and die
-so mal banned us
-told me to say sorry
-i made a gay apology
- mal still had us banned
- lacey came in
- i started with ehr
- she yelled at me
- called manda a fuck face
- danny was kicked for calling madii a tease
-lacey was kicked
- i was kicked
- you called her a fat cunt
- manda wanted you unmodded
- we invited her
- she spammed the fuck out of us
- she left
-blocked me
-we invited gory
-told him what happened
-he told us his side
- manda threatened to post my shit on /b/
- i was talking to mal
- he said he would unban me (the deal)
- then he called me a brat
-shika came on
- told me what manda had said
-i lol'd
-then he started lying
- manda started laughing at me
- i got self righteous
- i put the whole convo up
- she called herself a victim
- i put her picture up
- malachy told me to take it down

what a day.

There once was a man named Mal4President. He was a humble young gent from the US without a care in the world. Over the years, that care-free individual had been poisoned by the minds of children who influenced him to take drugs as a teen, even though he didn't want to. His attitude started to change, thus making him a sad sack. With his five o clock shadow and scruffy dark brown mullet hair he walked down the stairs of his worn down apartment, trying to hide the crusty mustard stains on his shirt. He heard a knock coming from his door.

"What the Hell do you want?" Mal4President asked.

"It is I, Fred, the hit Youtube celebrity who appeared on iCarly," responded the voice behind the door. Without thinking, Mal4President locked the door and hid behind the kitchen table, in fear, hoping Fred wouldnot rape his insides.

From the back door, appeared a shadowy figure. Musty, salty weat dripped from Mal4President's extremely large cranium. He was horrified.

"Come with me," said the shadowy figure. Mal4President stood up, quickly grabbed his shoes, and ran out the back.

"Who are you?" Mal4President asked.

The strange figure appeared as clear as daylight. His hair blew in the wind, his glasses sparkled with the blinding glare from the sun on his lenses, and his mouth grinned widely as he opened it to say, "Twilight."

BAM. BOOM. BISH. BASH. BANG. POW. Fred had smashed down the door and tore up everything in the apartment.

"Give me your hand, Mal4president!" Twilight said as he reached for Mal4President's hand. As Mal4President firmly grasped his partner's hand, a bright light shined. Mal4President felt a transformation. The sun shined directly on him blinding anyone who looked his way.

"It's...it's... magnificent."

Mal4President had now appeared as a clean cut gentleman. His once precious mullet had become a short spiky do and his 5 o clock shadow was now gone. His clothing had changed as well. His crusty white shirt had now transformed into an olive green Newgrounds.com tank shirt. His light tan shorts had been changed to dark blue jeans. He was ready to fight under the new alias "Malachy."

Up above there's a tankcopter. Wade Fulp himself gazes down at the beauty of Malachy and hollers at Malachy from his megaphone, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A NEWGROUNDS.COM MODERATOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FORCES OF EVIL?"

Of course, Malachy said yes. He was equipped with a golden hammer, the most magnificent thing anyone has ever seen. Full of fury, Malachy ran inside his now crashing down apartment and swung heavily at the highly annoying Fred, from Youtube.

"End of the ball game," said Malachy, trying to hide the fact he had said such a ridiculous thing such as that. As he stepped outside, Malachy was approached by Wade Fulp and the president of the United States. Not only had Mal NOT become the president he had always hoped to be since a young lad, but he also had to face murder charges.

Moral of the Story: be my friend malachy

I will not make a new news post until this gets 100 (legit) comments.

Also, clearing up legit comments. Just something other than a number or a plain comment like "post" or something.

One word comments will be deleted and spam comments will be deleted, along with the user being banned from my userpage.

GO GO GO NOW NOW NOW.

Oh, and once I get 100 comments I will give you all a special surprise.

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UPDATE:

I have reached 100 comments. Your surprise will appear later in the week. Good day.

Well, I'm getting bored of NG now. The flash portal is boring to me and I shall spend my time on Newgrounds submitting art or Flashes (if anyone is willing to make a game with me eventually).

School has been making me be less interested in NG, but I'll still submit stuff sometimes.

This is a newspost where anyone can review me in anything. Posts, reviews, flash, art, whatever!

In return I'll respond to your comment with a review about you.